Welcome to the Flat Shoe Society, where arch support is propaganda, cushioning is a conspiracy, and your footwear choices are basically your entire personality. This unisex garment-dyed tee is your official badge of biomechanical rebellion — soft, durable, and ready to be worn while deadlifting, or debating strangers about zero-drop superiority. Made from ethically sourced 100% US cotton with double-needle stitching and no side seams for a clean silhouette. It’s the perfect gift for anyone who lifts heavy, or enjoys arguing with strangers on the internet.
